1. Waistlines drop...to the waist. Enough of bundling seams under our boobs so we all look either pregnant or like a reject from the 70's.
2. Please please please don't let the seventies become the fashion wheeze of the year. The Horror, the flares, the tabards, the bad hair.
3. Could people stop using Hackney and Dalston for events. Somewhere less skanky with better transport, please?
4 Cheryl Cole, Holly Willoughby, Fearne Brittain, Kerry Katona to disappear. Katie Price can stay.
5 Some strange genetic quirk to make my fringe grow double quick.
6 Rap, grime and whatever to be dropped in favour of old school hip hop.