I have decided to come up with some resolutions, largely because this time next year I can have this huge feeling of satisfaction if I manage, oh, even one of them! Please note that no resolution is about deprivation or giving up things. Bollocks to that. I would be interested to hear any resolutions you might have, they are probably better than mine, which are a bit rubbish, but thats the thing with resolutions.
RESOLUTIONS
2 I shall obtain an Edwardian Riding suit. In velvet. Any Edwardian Riding Habit makers out there note: possible customer. However I will not go any where near a horse. Unless I am betting on it. And this year I will remember to bet on the Derby.
3 I will, will, will go to Rhythm Riot next November...anyone want to share a chalet?
4 I'm a painter, I shall paint a portrait, write a childrens book or at least learn to bloody sew.
5 I must not mellow out but remain a bad tempered stroppy minx.... age shall not wither her tendency to drink 4 gins and turn into class warrior/twatkid hater/sarf london supremacist. Even if it annoys Irishmen. Everything annoys Irishmen.
6 I will sort out my underwear draw.
7 An effort to learn how to lindy hop/jive or something will be attempted.
8 It is imperative that more cocktails must be consumed!
9 I will make the effort to have a birthday party... that means at least enquiring about it.
10 I will continue with this blog, because although it is doggerel I am touched that anyone reads it and hope it provides another distraction from your working day. It is appreciated. I wish everyone a splendid 2010!
Excellent ideas. One year my resolution was "go to more parties" which worked quite well, and in 2010 I think it shall be "dance more". As ill-health has precluded much dancing in 2009, that should be easy enough to do.
ReplyDeleteAnd more cocktails is always a good plan.
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